I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual procrastination.

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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a-ricelis:

Me

If I could choose one thing in life that I like to do for myself, that would be traveling everywhere with no restrictions to how long I could stay at a particular place, what I could do, what I could buy, who I get to be and get to take me with. That would be fantastic.

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

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thor-oughly-amused:

nietzscheisdead:

i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr 

I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.

thor-oughly-amused:

nietzscheisdead:

i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr 

I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.

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kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

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the-personal-quotes:

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eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

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