there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here
THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE GIRLS BEING ATTACKED BY SERIAL KILLERS I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP BADLY
I’m taking a poll for an experiment
My friend and I were walking through an unfamiliar area to a club when a guy in a car pulled up next to us. He said ‘Hey, would I bewasting my time if I holla’ed at you?’. It took me a minute to realize he was talking to me, but when I responded ‘Yeah, sorry’ he said ‘It’s cool, thanks. You ladies have a safe night’ and drove off.
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